You saw the signs. You stayed anyway. At least the candle smells good.
Red Flag No. 1
Peach, vanilla cream, and berry. The kind of D that's fruity, sweet, and completely irresistible. You'll want more. That's the whole point.
$12
Red Flag No. 2
Warm, rich, smoky with something sweet underneath. For the day that has a very specific reputation and a very loyal following. No notes.
$12
Red Flag No. 3
Sent at 11pm. No context. You already know what this smells like. Warm, close, familiar in a way that should probably worry you a little.
$12
Red Flag No. 4
The follow-up to WYD. You already answered. Something dark, sweet, and way too easy to say yes to. You're not even mad about it.
$12
Red Flag No. 5
Adequate. Does the job. Nobody's complaining but nobody's writing home about it either. Smells fine. Very fine. Perfectly, unremarkably fine.
$12
Red Flag No. 6
It's you. It's always been you. Fresh, a little cold, the kind of clean that feels like a door closing. Still smells good on the way out.
$12
Red Flag No. 7
Right. Warm, familiar, the kind of scent that's been around for a while. You've smelled it before. On someone else's jacket. No big deal. Totally fine.
$12