Magic Mystery Melts

Wax, attitude, and a reveal you won’t see coming.

Red Flag Edition

Burn the bullshit. Keep the scent.

Seven red flags. Zero regrets.

A snarky little lineup for everyone who has outgrown bare-minimum effort and recycled excuses. Each Red Flag melt is hand-poured in a white beeswax and soy blend and labeled with the kind of behavior you will never again justify.

5 Inch Average

Weaponized mediocrity, bottled in wax.

She’s Just A Friend

Your intuition knew better the whole time.

It’s Not You It’s Me

The breakup speech nobody asked for.

Steak & BJ Day

One-sided holiday energy in a clamshell.

WYD?

The bare-minimum text turned into wax.

You Up?

The 2 a.m. text that deserves zero response.

Want Some D?

Chaotic. Bold. Predictable. Iconic.


Crystals Edition

When your wax melt shows up with backup.

Every melt hides a crystal. You bring the intention. The rest is timing and drama.

Each Magic Mystery Melt in the Crystals Edition contains a surprise crystal that reveals itself as the wax melts down. You keep the stone, clean it off once the wax cools, and add it to your collection, altar, pocket, or whatever corner of your world needs a quiet little upgrade.

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